Well that didn't take long.

I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

A big one is that pregnancy and child birth SUUUUUCK. Women finally have the ability to avoid it entirely, and I don't blame them.

You dodged three bullets, bro. If a woman gets turned off by asking then she's either not into you or she wants you to chase her, and both should be deal-breakers.

Carl Sagan co-wrote a paper about what we would expect to find if there had been aliens in the ancient past. Erik von Danniken took this and added a bunch of racism to create Chariots of the Gods.

Carl Sagan, to his credit, was regretful for writing the paper and sparking this ridiculousness.

I'd think it would be common sense not to be driving when you have a court appearance. I'd put on at least a collared shirt and a tie and take the call from a quiet place where there's nothing else going on.

🇺🇸 *And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" 🦅

Code 50 lines and whaddaya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the private equity group who owns my house.

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

If a woman has a problem with me asking if I can touch her then I probably don't want to.

You're getting almost as jaded as I am. Welcome to the club! We have punch but it's bitter like our hearts