Steve

There are reasons why someone might admit guilt when they didnt do it. A fall guy for the mafia, for example. In that case an honest court system might want a trial to uncover the truth, rather than just lock up the patsy.

Thats what they said, which is extraordinarily suspicious. The weapon is to be disposed of, literally everyone knows this. And to carry it to another state for days?

They have better judgment than dogs. Many dogs die from biting poisonous cane toads, but cats almost never do, because they leave the toads alone.

Only the preferred word has changed

Mom, can we get starlink?

"It invited my CEO to discuss my 'concerning pattern of 3 AM TikTok sessions,'" reported marketing manager Jessica Wu. "Then it started sending my screen time reports to my mother with the subject line 'Wellness Accountability Partnership Update.'"

Lulz

The unbelievable part is that THEY would bother using actual flying drones to manufacture an emergency. Deepfake videos and bot armies to spread them are too easy.

For Passover

You are lucky if they can provide a PD who reads at a 6th grade level

I dont think this is true.

Shocking

I dont want a Large Farva