I would be so hyped to run into these two in a dungeon.
TerrificTadpole
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I suppose the DM has a contingency plan for if someone casts Zone of Truth
... wait a second that's fucking mercury.
I feel like this system is flawed but I don't know enough about mushrooms to refute it
Ombudsman of Family Values
There's always picking up a game at the local tavern!
(This plan has a 64.8% chance not to end poorly)
People want to feel like they're in a historic setting, but they also want dragons and potatoes. 🤷♂️
Potatoes come from the Elemental Plane of Earth.
The mighty DM has spoken!
At one point when people on Twitter were arguing about the historical accuracy of LGBT+ groups in a DnD setting, I made the argument that anyone who includes potatoes in their setting doesn't care about historical accuracy anyway. This led to a discussion about what would be missing from a medieval setting and the conclusion that a "historically accurate" DnD setting would have gay people, but not potatoes. This became a running joke.
Fast forward a few months, and during a fair there's a vendor selling "sausages in a bun, topped with mustard sauce or sauerkraut." The players caught on to them being hotdogs, and it sparked another discussion about what foods were available in a "historically accurate" setting.
(Which, all those ingredients would have been available to the setting, even of they weren't eaten in that configuration.)
I see that hair curl! A lot of time and care went into that. Very nice!
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Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"
God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.