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[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"

God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

You really made me feel like I was there, laughing at you like the rest

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Damn, I want a fish pie now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

But what happens when you are served a seafood dessert made with fruit and fish?

The Masterson's will have a bit of a tizzy when it comes to hosting next months neighborhood afternoon soiree. I'm sure the Jefferson's will have a chuckle at the end of the meal.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

fine dining can go fork off

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When appearances and etiquette become more important than the food ..... I'd rather have a box of KD and watch some Netflix in my underwear.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

With what kind of fork tho

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Fork? .... I'd use the same spoon I used to make the food and eat it straight from the pot to save myself from doing more dishes than I have to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could be worse… could be like the old Japanese fine dining, where you’re just supposed to stare at the food and pretend to eat it.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago (8 children)

There's an actual fork for spaghetti!?!

Why have I never seen one before? WTF is this conspiracy?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I've been to many italian establishments and have never seen them. probably just a gimmick nobody knows about

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would be so uncomfortable to use 😬

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it looks like it needs to go to a fork hospital

just use a fork and a spoon for spaghetti like a normal person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I still think it's weird using a spoon for spaghetti.

I've seen it done. I get why people do it. I still think it's weird.

Whatever. Be weird. So your thing. As long as it gets the food from the plate to your face, who am I to say it's wrong?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I call BS. Every other fork (even the crab "pick") I can believe it have seen. I do not believe in this.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

  1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
  2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
  3. Neptune's trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
  4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
  5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The knork was invented by Abraham Lincoln and Gandhi.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Why would you eat a table?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Of all the fork shapes, the table fork seems the least useful for its named purpose.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

All forks are table forks if you put them on the forking table.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hows a crab meant to hold that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah if it's a little one maybe, but if a crab can one-claw a knife then it can one-claw a fork. He's not a little crablet anymore, Charlene.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Most of those are threeks and twoks. Only a few forks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This joke goes hard

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Where are garden fork and tuning fork?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Better get out your pitchfork

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I need that spaghetti fork.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Table fork and salad fork are the same. Change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Well yeah, where else would you eat salad? The floor? Everyone knows that's where burgers are served.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Salad fork is usually slightly smaller, but that's about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Italians

  • make weird noodles
  • need strange tools to eat them

South east asians

  • use literal sticks that chop
  • make overcomplicated food that just needs to be grabbed
  • breed special rice that sticks

Germans

  • Spoon go brrr
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I love sticky rice tho. Just saying.

Those Asians, they had some ideas, let me tell you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I love that all of the responses in here are just forking jokes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The Broadfork : https://www.easydigging.com/broadforks/articles/invention-broadfork-history.html

And remember if you see a fork in the road, take it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What if I'm having fish salad for dessert?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is such an underrated movie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Whenever I'm trying to get people to do something and they are ambivalent I always use the line "I thought I was teamed up with superheroes but I'm stuck here with Lazy Boy and the Recliner!" No one gets it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Seriously what’s the point.

How is a salad fork any better than a commoner fork for a salad.

The same for most of these.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Are the extra-thick tines on the fish and pie forks for cutting?

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