ThisGuysNeverSerious

Depends who you show it off to

Knock knock knock knock knock...........

What would really be cool is putting those touch lamps all the way around the pool so you can just turn on whichever one is more convenient.

For the right price, some dude will totally steal a pair from a roommate and make some money lol

Or at least shove a pineapple up his ass

You look like a parking lot from space. -peeps

Yeah you have to be better at knowing when people are serious or not.

One is a personal friend of mine, and he said, "If you don't like it? You can get out!!" He's American and also does not exist for legal reasons.

Wait until you meet the minister that is a Prime. He looks like a holy Transformer just crushing sinners. He transforms into the pope mobile.

Sounds like Hydrohomies and Earthporn have their own group chat I would love to be a fly on the wall for. If I was a mountain made of water, I would be so happy.

Your mom is a great character.

I love shows like that, after a long day of mentally draining work. I don't want to think, I just want to drink a beer and zone out. Even though I'm still thinking about work lol