I worked very hard on this soundtrack and I have never heard of this Mr. Dennis in my life. I will not tolerate this slander so long as I remain undistracted by any nearby jangling keys

:walter-breakdown:

The latter. My actual house is in one of those sheds in the Home Depot parking lot

No, I shit in it instead

when are you planning on running for president.

why would I do that? I already am the president

and are you the actual author of kanye west’s music and political opinions

my team of lawyers and PR people had to physically pin me down to stop me from answering this question honestly

No, superman blocked me on twitter after I showed him my collection of gas station knives

My mind is being digitally uploaded into a call of duty clone made in roblox as we speak

/unbit it's been like 3 hours and i still can't get over just how bad that is. what the actual fuck am i listening to?

Correct, because I also invented the moon

they saw me pee

I am going to go on twitter to find a bunch of people who agree with me to tell me that you're a nerd or something so I don't have to internalize your criticism

I will never be bought

:biden-alert: I do not understand what this means