Tugboater203

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Dad is that you? Did you get your cigarettes yet? It's been 15 years....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, so she can get some quiet time. I'm a loud gamer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My wife wishes I went out drinking rather than playing Apex or Sea of Thieves with my old bros.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

60 seems like a better cutoff. Now get out of my yard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I wasn't sure she was the answer, but the debate was so appalling, I felt something had to change. I find her far more compelling than I thought I would.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not a passport, it's a Z-card now known as a Merchant Mariner Credential. Every merchant sailor had one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtin!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Of course! It's the superior siege engine.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was thinking Pres Biden does all the stuff we seem to want him to, resigns and Pres Harris pardons him.

 

They always drop their needles!

 

This on is going to sleigh you!

 

You'll see one later and the other in a while.

 

How do these genes look on me?

 

Frosted Flakes!

 

Claus-trophobia!

 

It was hooked on trees it whole life!

 

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

 

A Pil-gram!

 

Wobble! Wobble!

 

May-flour!

 

He was stuffed!

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