[-] Ubermeisters 1 points 9 months ago

-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-

[-] Ubermeisters 3 points 9 months ago

Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.

[-] Ubermeisters 1 points 9 months ago

How to spot a lemmy.ml user

[-] Ubermeisters 5 points 9 months ago

Your hoe said it's my turn to post this meme

[-] Ubermeisters 16 points 9 months ago

They'll probably want to lock Biden up over it

[-] Ubermeisters 1 points 9 months ago
[-] Ubermeisters 0 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM

--as you storm away to your room and slam the door--

[-] Ubermeisters 5 points 9 months ago

Sure thing bubba

[-] Ubermeisters 5 points 9 months ago

Oh cool we all get pay raises? Where's mine?

[-] Ubermeisters -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

When you stop acting like a child people will stop treating you like one. It isn't rocket science.

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