Ubermeisters

joined 1 year ago
[–] Ubermeisters 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

-starts cooking with Teflon and metal spatula exclusively-

[–] Ubermeisters 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Church it up however you like Wesley, I call it like I see it.

[–] Ubermeisters 1 points 1 year ago (4 children)

How to spot a lemmy.ml user

[–] Ubermeisters 5 points 1 year ago

Your hoe said it's my turn to post this meme

[–] Ubermeisters 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They'll probably want to lock Biden up over it

[–] Ubermeisters 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Ubermeisters 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

YOURE NOT MY REAL MOM

--as you storm away to your room and slam the door--

[–] Ubermeisters 5 points 1 year ago

Sure thing bubba

[–] Ubermeisters 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh cool we all get pay raises? Where's mine?

[–] Ubermeisters -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

When you stop acting like a child people will stop treating you like one. It isn't rocket science.

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