I would never disrespect the noble goose by using a shotgun. Or a lawn mower. This is hand-to-bony-wing-protrusion combat.
And he just threw them away? Didnt even eat the hearts to gain their impishness, or take the eggs to raise as his own. No warriors spirit.
It may not be power efficient, but that water is definitely heated.
Fund around and find out.
You have to get -100000 in debt, which requires either active effort, or being a really dumb & persistant kid.
Piggybacking on @[email protected]'s post. If we're doing OG Simcity emojis, the Game Over screen goes hard.
You gotta attack from two angles here. For the wildlife, you can spread scent-based deterrants around like linseed or cotton oil, or a salt circle, or a bunch of piss. Try to puff yourself up really large and make as much noise as you can while cursing the local spirits and gods in dire hubris that you claim this land as your own. Get good at animal calls and beatbox that shit back to them louder. Just really mog the shit outta the genius loci and make any fae feel like the property values are falling.
For your son, sit down and talk to them about the dangers of rabies and beastwiles. Consider getting them individual therapy and a piece of cold-wrought iron to carry around. Make sure they know how to reliably and safely operate a gun, and understand the basics of electroplating.
He wanted to, but it irritated his pp carbuncles.
The Chadate and The Virgin Zinc, rejecting the hoesphates
This is yoai
I dream of a society where I would be gulliotined as a poster
Gotta get in on last posting. Sort by oldest and take the crown.
A reference to something is not a joke. Monty Python et al isn't funny outside of context.
The "Bloop" was an ultra-low-frequency, high amplitude fard detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. By 2012, earlier speculation that the sound originated from a marine animal was replaced by NOAA's description of the sound as being consistent with noises generated via non-aquatic paristalsis originating from coleorectal movements such as shittin, or through feceo-scrotal claving events.
Django(1966)(Not the Tarentino one) - Cowboys kill Klanners.
CWs- Violence, Torture, Wooging, Looting, Tooting, Cowboy Shooting
Akira(1988) - OG movie night movie; Boy fights esper manbabies, the illuminati, and cumbears.
CWs- Violence, Gore, SA, Body Horror, a dog does in-fact die
Happy Together(1997) - 
CWs- Seggs, Woogin, Dead animals
Having a bit of trouble sourcing everything this month. If you feel like volunteering sourcing or coverting video codecs, DM me. Otherwise I mayyyyyy end up doing the Tremors septology.
Wanting transphobes to fuck off isnt self-centered. Its avoiding the Nazi bar problem.