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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Asking for my roommate

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

you mentioned it has menthol - you have to counteract the cold with some heat. go pick up a couple habañeros from the store and make a nice salsa. Fight ice with fire.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

He got some peppermint beard oil as a stocking stuffer and put it on his pubes as a joke, but now he's curled up on a ball on the couch telling me to WebMD how to heal his dick. But google doesn't return any useful results for sounding yourself with menthol.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Might need to have someone suck it out for you

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

What's the viscosity situation? Are we talking about unpleasant greasiness or are we talking clogging?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I always just chug water and hope for the best.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Cum or piss to flush it out.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Try using one of those cheap plastic drain snake tools. You can get a 2 pack from Amazon and you have an extra for when it happens again.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

By means of violent revolution

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