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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

His favorite food is McDonald’s and over cooked steaks.

Are there any Latin American countries with non extradition treaties that also have McDonald’s?

That’s where he’s gonna go.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately, the US has a launch on warning policy.

So even if every warhead Russia has is a dud, or doesn’t even re-enter the atmosphere, they’ll still be nuked into a fine mist of concrete and carbonized human dust about 20 minutes after we realize their bombs don’t work.

And then the rest of us get to live through nuclear winter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

As long as no one’s nuclear trigger fingers get itchy, I’ll be happy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The police get plenty of money

They just choose to spend it on surplus military gear and vehicles instead of training their cops.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s also a logistical nightmare.

How do you get millions of people out of the country in a timely fashion.

They’d need some place to put all of them for sorting, some kind of camp where they could concentrate the population.

Likely they’d just be sitting around all day, but thanks to the 14th amendment, they can be put to work for free.

And it would take forever to get all these people over the border, and they could just come right back over. They’d need some kind of long term solution, something final to prevent more immigrants from coming over.

Yeah this is gonna be bad.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago

They likely have little idea of what being governable means.

They’re an uncontacted tribe. All they know is some strange people showed up on their land and started wrecking the place.

If some people showed up at your house, wearing strange clothes and speaking a language you don’t understand, started tearing down your walls and throwing out your food, wouldn’t you resort to some kind of violence to defend yourself and your home?

This must be terrifying for them, especially because a lot of uncontacted tribes have oral histories about being forced out of their original lands by what we know to be mercenaries.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Supposedly they are having record thefts, which is part of the reason they’ve increased prices.

But from what I can find, there hasn’t been an increase in theft reports to the police, and I would think their insurance requires a police report if they want to file claims on this apparent rash of thefts.

I think it’s all bullshit, and it’s going to come out in a few years that all the major big box stores colluded to raise their pricing as an attempt to squeeze more profit out of a dying economy that is also shifting away from them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My Walmart was more security around the formula than Fort Knox.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

They tried that already

Turns out cats really don’t like not being able to land feet first

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

She is a face for modern femininity, not saying that that is her goal, but a lot of women do admire her.

So if you don’t think she’s a good role model for women, and you’re a complete lunatic, attacking her events to oppress women’s feeling of empowerment does check out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

My best friend buys a new chefs knife every month at the dollar store

Ihe was throwing them away, but now he gives them to me. I’ve shown him how sharp I can get them and how long they last with the edge I put on them, but he does not want to learn or just give them to me to sharpen every few months.

I now sell his sharpened throw aways to friends and family for 5 bucks a pop.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

“Hey can you feed my cat for a week while I’m in space?”

Vs

“So I’m stranded in space for the next 8 months, can you just adopt my cat for the foreseeable future?”

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