[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

Years ago I was working in a sales / support call center. One day in between calls someone posed the question of if you had to sleep with someone of the same sex who would it be. Obvuois answers were things like George Clooney Brad Pitt etc. one of our team was extremely introverted so it was normal for him not to participate.

3 weeks later he pipes up, "I've given this a lot of thought and If I had to sleep with a man it would be Jesus Christ" 3 weeks later. Blows my mind he was in deep contemplation for so long. I still am taken a bit back.

The reason? "Jesus seems like he'd be a considerate lover with strong hands." Beautiful.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Life. Don't talk to me about life.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You better hope your sweet candy ass you have lasagna reserves on hand.

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We are witnessing a hate crime.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

How much did it cost to download all that RAM?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Where I'm from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

We don't speak of the war.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music... Sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Having lived in Kansas for 4 years... No. Kill me. I refuse to ever again.

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