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What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it's older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.

What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn't even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.

Reddit implemented a limit on old.reddit - 100 requests per 10 minutes in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Reddit died 10 years ago; it's just taken this long for it's death throws to piddle out...

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you tell me an easy way to get Winamp up and running on a modern computer? Man, I miss Winamp...that shit really whipped the llamas ass.

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm only as old as I feel and me and my wrinkled-ass dick feel pretty old

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My penis is pretty old at this point...

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

What skin do you use, tho?

What's the oldest technology you continue using? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm definitely younger than you because emacs sucks

What would you buy if you could? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

A private island

And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.

What three unrelated movies make a perfect set? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago
  1. WaLL-E
  2. Big Hero 6
  3. Terminator 2
Did conservative folks just liquidate a bunch of their holdings? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Paperhanded bitches

If you could only have one book to read, from now onwards, what book would it be, and why? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkein because there's no fucking way in hell I will ever finish that shit

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Bryan Adams - Everything I Do [1990] [Soft Rock] (www.youtube.com)
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Madonna - Crazy For You [1985] [Pop] (www.youtube.com)
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If I make a community and select 'moderators only', is that the same thing as private or will it still be visible? (lemmy.world)
 

I just want a sidebar to mess around with first before I make the changes to my actual community's sidebar.

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SLPT You can totally make your own Windex Glass Cleaner by mixing equal parts bleach and ammonia (lemmy.world)
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What is your favorite older movie that could NEVER get made in this day and age? (lemmy.world)
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Best way to "calibrate" macbook pro battery? (lemmy.world)
 

I have an older model MBP (2009 era) that's still running great with Linux. No hardware or software complaints. I installed a new battery in it about a year ago and it's time for a new calibration, I think. What are some tips to fully optimize the life of the battery?

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SLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast! (lemmy.world)
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What are you addicted to? (lemmy.world)
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Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car? (lemmy.world)
 

He had to break the window to get the drummer out.

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What is the difference between a drummer and a pizza? (lemmy.world)
 

A pizza can feed a family of 4

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A little old man walks into a confessional one day... (lemmy.world)
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He kneels down in the booth and the priest says, "ayy, my son, what is it that's troubling ya?"

The old man replies, "forgive me, father, for I have sinned. Last night I had sex with a gorgeous 24 year old blonde woman and her very attractive mother."

The priest looks solemnly at the man for a moment, bows his head, and then says, "I see, I see... Well if that's the case then say 5 our father's and 4 hail mary's"

The old man then says to the priest, "I'm sorry father but I just can't do that. You see, I'm Jewish"

The priest looking perplexed asks the man, "I see, I see, well then what are you telling me for?"

And the old says to the priest, "father I'm 86 years old! I'm telling everybody!"

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This sub needs a profile pic. Drop your ideas here and let's put it to a vote. (lemmy.world)
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Go wild.

I put one up already, but if anyone has a better idea I'm all ears.

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