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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

Consider switching to near beers if you can tolerate something alcohol adjacent without knocking you off the wagon

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

12 years? it's been way longer than that lmao.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

actually i think what i said might only be true for smaller red dwarfs because they are able to consume all of their fuel through convection (vs just whatever's in the core) so they live for a very long time and are very consistent the entire time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (4 children)

red dwarfs live for like 1 trillion years i believe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

i only eat vegans ha haaa

s*x joke

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

The year is 15392 BC. Charles Marcus is working on his magnum opus, "Rocks", that predicts humans will move beyond the stone age into an age that can fashion sharper spears and more efficient tools suitable for an agrarian society. As part of this transformation he predicts that landlords will become a thing and that humans will need something to deal with those landlords. He also predicts that landlords will band together into kingdoms and, later, empires that will possibly martyr important religious figures in the future.

He was very high IQ and probably could get a job at DOGE.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

As an admin you're expected to be part of the vanguard party that cleanses us of our false consciousness.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

i wonder why europe is evenly split

[–] [email protected] 69 points 4 days ago (1 children)

does he need to be confirmed by congress? would be pretty funny if they dont confirm him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

oh are we sharing a password now i missed it

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (4 children)

what does that even mean

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