No I didn't

I'd take dozens of these over any shit-ass SUV

I had this for the first time today and concur. Seems pretty easy to make, too.

Hurricane Beryl made it to Chicago: https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news/heavy-rain-tuesday-afternoon-into-wednesday-in-chicago/

I shit way too much to be a bot

Are you responding literally "stop" or are you editorializing like "please stop for the love of Satan"? The former is supposed to be seen by the system and you're supposed yo be automatically unsubscribed. The latter goes to a person and that person may try to engage you. At least, when I've done text-banking, that's how it worked. A less reputable system may try to engage you regardless. If you get sent to a person it's also up to the person to decide if and how they talk to you. If I saw something that made it clear the person didn't want to talk, I would tell the system to unsub them, others might try to be persistent.

Synthesis:

Back in the stone ages, I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show. "Don't throw stuff at the screen," they always say, "If you break it, you buy it, and how the fuck will you get that giant-ass screen home? You'll have to roll it up and shove it up your ass." Right then, this enormous fucking cracker with a really high voice gets up and starts running around the theater, yelling "shove it up my ass! Shove it up my ass!" And that enormous fucking cracker had been running around the inside of my head, yelling "shove it up my ass!" ever since.

Shove it up your ass, homie. Shove it up your ass, indeed.

Jokes on you, I run Centos 7!

I'm voting for Hunter in any case

That'll teach him

I get to see them do a show with The Roots and Arrested Development this summer. Fucking HYPE.