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Hydrogen is a very simple atom, so how about cslling it the atom bomb?

edit: /s

because?

you've never boofed ketamine?

Japan is Japan everywhere except Japan.

Ah the Yhdysvallat.

Another way to approximate this: there's about 0.3g of gunpowder in a 9mm cartridge. There's about 3 kJ/g of energy in gunpowder, i.e. one 9mm has about 1 kJ worth of gunpowder. So with the gunpowder alone you'd need almost 10,000 rounds for your daily energy needs.

The bullet energy is from several sources and it's below 500 joules. 2,000 kcal is 8,400,000 joules.

Yesterday there was a spider walking on my floor. I picked it up with a piece of paper and I was worried it would start running around all spider like and touch me. Instead, it went into a spider version of the fetal position and was like "eww human don't touch me!"

There's 470 joules of energy in a 9mm. That's 0.1 kcal, i.e. you need approx. 666 mp5 mag dumps for your daily energy expenditure.

When they start getting cold they might start stinging because why not? They're gonna die anyways.

Bees are like carpenters, they carry a knife but you're not worried they might stab you for no reason.

Wasps are like meth heads.

Here's a list of acceptable things to say to strangers in a gym:

• Are you using that?
• How many sets do you have left?
• Could you spot me? (only for bench)

None of these should turn the stranger into someone you know. None of these should lead to intercourse.