dustbunnies

joined 4 days ago
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party-parrot

that song is great and the invention is even better

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

his smile, those greens 💔 he could be any of our neighbors.

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this is great advice, this strategy has also previously been effective for me

guess I need to be out in more situations where I might run across other weirdos 🤔

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do not recommend, I'm a genuine freak who can take them or leave them, I've fucked around with them for decades but have never been a daily smoker, which is exceedingly rare. they ruin most people's lives.

weed is just as good a crutch and less horrifically harmful

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you can do better than this

how bout

You care so much about not harmin', you turned your vote into Charmin

you can improve upon this, I'm just getting you started

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

please don't kink-shame

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once upon a time, there was an ill-tempered sea bass who needed a new name that wasn't connected to reddit-logo, so she followed a trail of dustbunnies.

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so true

most fast food lovers have never worked fast food

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😔 that really would have been the funniest thing

maybe second only to him surviving by slipping on the greasy floor

but still, so fucking funny, I hate pickles almost that much

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volcel police!

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Eye-on, eye-on, seeking like a killer pryon,

Gonna end these pigs, give them a pan to fry on,

Murdering my brothers, trying to create their Zion,

Desecrating my sisters, but they all try to lie on

Us and say we're the destroyers, we're not

Who's actually out here killing babes in their cot

They deserve the desert until they rot

Not the safe space they think they have bought

 

so horrifically in touch with everything I'm bad at, every way I just do not fit what other people expect

omori-miserable

tell me you know that feel, please

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