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If grimace is supposed to be a purple chicken nugget then I would assume he would be a homunculus made from chicken meat

There's definitely good people to follow, but the platform itself is doing its best to be twitter 2 and fail in the same ways. Though - that's pretty fun to watch in itself, maybe worthwhile to lurk on there anyway lmao

Ohhhhh to be dappled like sunlight through the canopy...

It's always either people opening car doors they shouldn't or THIS and I'm TIRED OF IT

THANK YOU I've always been thinking "why did the moon just come back? why is nobody acknowledging this?" Now I feel so seen

I was only a girl for a while so I didn't get to experience much of this. The only time I had to turn down a guy in high school he: cyberstalked me, sent me tons of anonymous messages, made many alt accounts to lurk in my friends' group chats, impersonated me to break up with my then girlfriend on a day he knew I wouldn't be at my computer, sent me sexual/threatening messages for years, then told lies about me when I tried to tell adults. Because he was a lonely kid and I made the mistake of being friendly with him at school.

So yeah I they can be freaks when you don't give them what they want

If you're using desktop, SponsorBlock is a pretty good extension for this. Works for most browsers and auto-skips right over most sponsored segments. I don't think YouTube is fighting this sort of adblock since it doesn't actually target the "actual" ads, just skips to certain video times.