door, you say?
This fake as shit
he missed
Read this like “Penelope” — the name. I’m dumb.
Fart, cum, and sneeze — all at the same time.
What to call it?
Called in sick for fun only to find the site down.
I was forced to go outside
oh you remember the thing
I miss my mom’s cooking.
I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much 💨💨💨
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el_principito
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