[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago

bear-peekin door, you say?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This fake as shit

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skeleton-motorcycle

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Read this like “Penelope” — the name. I’m dumb.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Fart, cum, and sneeze — all at the same time.

What to call it?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Called in sick for fun only to find the site down.

I was forced to go outside angery

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

biden-the-thing oh you remember the thing

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It’s just that easy. maybe-later-kiddo

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I miss my mom’s cooking.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

I might have some kind of stomach condition—I fart too much chicken-bop 💨💨💨

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Best pic I’ve ever taken of them

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kitty-cri-potato

He’s all mine

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Why isn’t there an airplane hitting World Trade Center tower 2… oh wait

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submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This stupid pay period shit meant I couldn’t front cash for payment. So I slid a credit card to make rent. So stupid

Anyway, didn’t have money to go out so I just spent my days cleaning. Wasn’t bad to clean but sucks when you take a step back..

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It’s true

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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

What do?

Part of me thinks it would be good to get some cardio and sweat out the mucus stuck all over my face.

The other part wants to lie down and consume fluids and soups.

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el_principito

joined 4 years ago