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Beans - New General Megathread for the 17th-18th of August 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I miss replying to chuds w/ pig poop balls

All this talk about Tim’s Balls reminded me of: 🎶“TIM KAINE in the MEMBRANE”🎧 in c/[email protected]
All this talk about Tim’s Balls reminded me of: 🎶“TIM KAINE in the MEMBRANE”🎧 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I’m pretty sure he did. I’m also sorry that I reminded you of this.

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All this talk about Tim’s Balls reminded me of: 🎶“TIM KAINE in the MEMBRANE”🎧 (hexbear.net)
 

maybe-later-kiddo hillgasm

Haha did you just fart? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

chicken-bop 💨💨💨

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 15th to July 21st, 2024 - It's Joever in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

bear-peekin door, you say?

Per another comrade who saw this screencaped, Trump's assassin was Epstein pilled. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This fake as shit

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Words to live by (hexbear.net)
 

skeleton-motorcycle

Bulletins and News Discussion from July 8th to July 14th, 2024 - Nevertheless, He Persisted in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago

he missed ooooooooooooooh

Trump shot ? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

lol dude who saw the shooter:

https://x.com/SharpFootball/status/1812265909727396107

CANTELOPE in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Read this like “Penelope” — the name. I’m dumb.

June Jordan - New General Megathread for the 8th-9th of July 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fart, cum, and sneeze — all at the same time.

What to call it?

June Jordan - New General Megathread for the 8th-9th of July 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Called in sick for fun only to find the site down.

I was forced to go outside angery

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Any suggestions on communist or comm-leaning children’s books? — i. e. How do I ensure that my child doesn’t become like me, a lib? (hexbear.net)
Biden would win if a bunch of celebrities would sing “Imagine” in a montage in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

biden-the-thing oh you remember the thing

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Biden would win if a bunch of celebrities would sing “Imagine” in a montage (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
14 comments fedilink
 

It’s just that easy. maybe-later-kiddo

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Comrades, look at my lovelies 🖤🤍🖤🤍 (hexbear.net)
 

Best pic I’ve ever taken of them

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Look at this fat, dawg 😂 (hexbear.net)
 

kitty-cri-potato

He’s all mine

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If an airplane hitting the World Trade Center tower was so cool (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
2 comments fedilink
 

Why isn’t there an airplane hitting World Trade Center tower 2… oh wait

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Spent the entire weekend cleaning our apartment after barely making rent. (hexbear.net)
 

This stupid pay period shit meant I couldn’t front cash for payment. So I slid a credit card to make rent. So stupid

Anyway, didn’t have money to go out so I just spent my days cleaning. Wasn’t bad to clean but sucks when you take a step back..

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Your average, hexbear user (hexbear.net)
 

It’s true

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I have a sinus infection and am itching for a workout (hexbear.net)
 

What do?

Part of me thinks it would be good to get some cardio and sweat out the mucus stuck all over my face.

The other part wants to lie down and consume fluids and soups.

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