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[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Uhh, y'all got permits fer that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Look, sometimes we have an asset with a book value of $10 mil, which means we can brag about it on social media, just like my uncle used to do - great man, very smart and perfect genes from Levis Strauss. Ok, very creased from ironing but this was before my superior roulette steak company. Perhaps market value is, you know, what they are saying is, ok, approximately 2 bananas when the property tax appraiser comes around. Therefore, the numbers don't represent what the assets are worth. Technically he made a correct statement. Believe me, the best kind of correct. Just like McKinsey and Ivy League. That's what people are saying. Anyway, everyone can have a gaap in judgment. Sometimes our brain is an impaired asset. But I have a special excretory operation and need your support - please donate now and you will be rewarded with an honorary one-sheet ply of branded water closet paper.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

nah, that's Hall & Oates bro

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Soylent Green, is made of PEOPLE!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's to subconsciously avoid the closeness to Mast O'Don

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Mmmmmm, Mountain Dew Zero Desiccation! Now at select Taco Bell locations.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This court is about as supreme as seafood salad left in a hot car over the summer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

@Cevilia That's just a greasy finger smudge on your monitor.

 

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