expatriado

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

and the gears in my car's transmission

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

-- hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

-- Only when you call it.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

kitchen scale master race

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

are you a transformer?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (4 children)

my memory is toasted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

she is 70, she can survive Trump

[–] [email protected] 79 points 6 days ago (1 children)

you need 5 spare parts pt cruisers to have one running pt cruiser

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

uh? that was the whole business model, you can see the questions for free but got to pay for the answers. initially you're reluctant to pay, but as hw due dates approach and you realize the cost of failing a class...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

AI taking the answer-questions-wrongly jobs

 

I know will not be seen by many, but if someone wonders why my profile is dead, they know why. Link sends to join-lemmy.org, if I get banned, oh well...

 
 
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