[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Center in the middle of my inner with a riddle

Smoke a penner put a little bit of ginger in my dinner meal

Feeling ill stealing the show like a criminal

Cleaning out the mucus in your grill like benadryl

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

that's how I read it too

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

I'm not even a Z-list and I had 10k followers at one point.

I was also addicted. Glad I left.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

it's a joke that a lot of people copyedit or mark students' work in red pen, a pun on the thin X line, a(n arguably risible) belief that those in a particular uniform are the only thing keeping society intact.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

well aCkTwAlLy in ventriloquism you replace the bilabial plosives with an alveolar or velar approximant, curving a "d" or a "g" sound to sound like a "p".

I can get it kinda close using the root of my tongue on my soft palate, not that I've done any vent stuff in a long while.

Does Death have a tongue, though?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

it's actually a fnord

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Both make good jams, gins and desserts

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

The thin red line

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Yes, it's actually to notify people who aren't part of countries with membership to the WTO of the first available year of public declaration of distribution without restriction, however, putting "1997" on your website makes it look old so people put current year to make it look new.

It's only legally distinct in Aruba, Eritrea, Kiribati, Micronesia, North Korea etc... so it's almost entirely useless.

I meant it's a red flag if someone can't spin up the code and is making an intern change it by hand every year.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago

but but but what if someone who only earns 5 figures needs to use a restroom without having booked a room 😨

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

it's probably a red flag if your website can't do currentYear() in the footer.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago

when you're in the phone, you're gay. no excuses.

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lmk thanks.

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