TIL onions enjoy being dominated

What's a Twitter grandpa?

I was always under the impression the ad-riddled bullshit was cheaper because it's subsidized by the sponsoring companies.

Matt paste, matte cap

"it's a civil issue"

Step 1: stop doing it.

I eat it more on chicken wings than I do seafood.

Thanks, now I'm craving pizza.

Paul Bunion

It's short for Jonathan Doe.

It's real in the fact he picked it up but it was never alive if that's what you're asking.

I don't see the problem here. If it's eggplant they aren't meat balls.