Organic boobs or bust

Damn. I gotta get me one so he can arrive Thursday

Me coming back to the USA after going to Japan.

Courtesy of UTMB!!

I just came back from tokyo after doing the JR pass travel to view the entire country. I fucking HATE CAR TRAVEL. taking the Narita express to the airport was so painless. Got back to IAH bush Int'ctl and it was a complete clusterfuck trying to get an Uber. Not to mention it was quite literally twice the price the express line train was. And that was one of the more expensive limited expresses too.

CYA, probably.

You joke, but I recently met a heterosexual conservative couple at a bar in Austin. We were having a great time up until they learned I was gay. Then they implied I was un-American because I am both gay and Asian.

To me, the cold behavior exhibited by the couple was un-American, not my sexual preference.

What a clusterfuck of a HIPAA violation.

That is super dope. Glad for my home county to have people that compassionate as well as skilled.

What a comparison. Pavement princess evolution.

I love my commas that give me diarrhea