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No chance I'm getting a username this simple on most platforms

I'm having fun ☹️

These Øs make it read like the subtitles to the intro for Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Making grey 0, black the highest and intense red the lowest above 0 is a weird palette choice

Spanish, is this Latin America? Because if so, then damn, the movies were correct, even the BSOD has an orange tint to it

Not a car, but I've got a bicycle light that does this. Turns on when it's dark and also when you brake. So definitely possible

Haha, most people here do tech it seems. Well, me too.

People seem to think I'd be good at maths and my entire job is like maths. I'm not and I don't view it that way. There's a lot of problem solving and engineering, but I find it very creative and expressive

I always see comments like these online, but they seem kind of absurd to me, coming from a country where it's not only totally common to walk dogs off-leash, but completely legal. There's really very few incidents of dogs darting into the streets here, and actually half the ones I've ever seen have been dogs on a lead anyway. A well trained dog doesn't do that.

The oddest spelling of "colourize", with both a U and a Z

YouTube Music still has this at least

Oh that makes sense. I didn't consider it might be treated as a char

The whole document is a pretty funny read actually