iamdanno

Amazon is prime

Marika

Purple

That's already the case, however, the key word is "compatible". They define it differently than you.

Needs more pixels

They'd just replace him with a clone who has an MBA from business school. The CEOs are just a symptom, not the actual problem.

#3

The bottom one needs more jesus.

Why not? If a user wants to use their computer in that way, why should they not be allowed to?

So which one's the real hair color?

It's done all the time. How many senseless action movies with wooden actors have made a kabillion dollars at the box office? Lots of them!

We were taught that you got shocked, unless you died, then you were electrocuted.