ignotum

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 minutes ago

Oh, i must've misremembered, my bad

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

There might have been a flood at some point where some people survived on a boat, but the noah story isn't based on any such event, it's just plagiarized from the epic of gilgamesh

Maybe that story was based on a true event, but it wouldn't involve someone named noah

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

That chair looks ripped up, if it was taco bell it would look more melted and/or burnt 🤔

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is noone going to mention this classic?

Matthew 19:23-24:

23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.

I hope for elons sake that camels are smaller and better contortionist than they appear

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

It's serverless, not servernone

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!

Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can't seem to stop raping children

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Likes alone doesn't tell you much, like per view is better, but what if, and hear me out, we had something like an anti-like™
Then so you could show the ratio of likes to anti-likes™

Youtube should really look into adding anti-likes™

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
  1. Make conservation law protecting crabs
  2. Carcinisation
  3. ~~Profit~~ Conservation
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yes, would've instantly blown the entire electrical system and start some 🔥

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He probably hooked it up to the big battery, what is that again? 700V?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"grab 'em by the seatcushion"

  • JD Vance probably
 
 
 
 
 
 

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