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Givin ol nancy reagan competition for greatest FLOTUS throat GOAT?

Jokes on you I have no ass hank hill style

Was it coders saying that? I thought it was out of touch politicians.

Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to

Taquitos are out, but a dirty triangular tent of plastic on the rollers informs you the the only flavor you really wanted, jalapeno cream cheese, is "still cooking"

Makes sense to me, Fortnite is so good because of the shocking and embarrassing amount I've spent on it

Lionel Hutz punctuation

I've long felt the Luxor hotel is way better than the pyramids of Giza.

When reached for comment on the ongoing Israeli led genocide, former co-star Joey Lawrence was quoted: "whoa"

I heard they left an "upper decker" in several settlers homes

This is their version of blue lives matter. The people with literally all the power are the real victims.

I believe it's being replaced soon if it hasn't already. By something much more bland of course