It's funnier when you know several Zacks, and they're all terrible.

The article says dumb shit like "he said tongue in cheek" in reference to some really despicable shit. He's saying this in uniform.

This guy is gonna be trouble. Like, I feel like this goon will end up killing folks.

That's some a-grade bullshit. Expecting an obvious criminal to face some justice and maybe not be put in charge again... that's reactionary?

"hurr durr I don't support trump but he didn't do nothing wrong!"

Get bent you goon.

Of COURSE gay is a choice. I CHOOSE to be heterosexual. It's not an easy choice, but it's a choice I make every single morning. I don't understand how the rest of the world doesn't understand this. They're just waking up every day allowing teh ghey to overtake their spirit? How can ANYONE choose to live like that?

Fucking seriously. The goons most likely to respond to this kind of propaganda are also usually the parents of the kids who aren't listening to a damn thing the teachers say anyways.

I, for one, welcome our new Dr Zaus overlords.

Wait, nail guns are bad?

I don't believe their cause has anything to do with actual justice for the victims.

I admire your optimism, but that kind of case wouldn't go the way you hope. Specifics are important. These people are using a tragedy to advance an unrelated agenda.

This isn't "the enemy of my enemy". It wouldn't at all be a reflection on capitalism... it would instead be used entirely in opposition to free speech, gun control and general common sense.

God as my witness... I thought turkeys had nipples.

Mitchell and Webb have a relevant sketch for almost every situation.

I've tried all of those suggestions, they worked but also didn't. Now my sleep schedule is so borked.