lolola

Me and some friends used to all share one but then the fucking DRM kicked in and I had to get my own.

Vector also wears a gold chain and headphones all the time

I feel this. People often recommend an animal companion for me, and I always worry it would just add to daily stress.

Hey... This is Moe Szyslak's enemies list! They just deleted his name and put Nixon's!

We're already using that on the org chart.

Gosh. Thinking about all the time I wasted on the damn bus today made this sting more than usual.

Banned from club: penguins

But can I take them home? What if they have a collar with a name tag that has my neighbor's address on it? Or what if they're wearing a leash being held by a person who won't stop saying "Please put my cat back down"?

The answer is still no.

I prefer a gender-phrase, a complex sequence of words that's easier to remember and more secure than a single gender-word.

For example, contrast "female" with "do all the guys you know wear dresses and makeup like this?"

Shout-out to all my homies who are tired all day, avoid screens before bed, read for a bit, journal, do mindful meditation, and take melatonin, but nonetheless lie in bed staring at their eyelids for 2 hours before slipping into a kind of restless unconsciousness that's too long and groggy to be a nap but too short to be a refreshing night of sleep.

Unhelpful idea: practice as-is until you're good enough to beat it in one sitting