luffyuk

Free AIDS with every poop.

Even worse than a pizza party.

Gladiator

How dare you have fun with something I don't enjoy.

Life finds a way.

I'm interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

Don't microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

I hate this guy, but i wouldn't wish this kind of injury on my worst enemy.

God forbid if the landlords have to actually pay for some of their own mortgage.

Anything we can do in preparation of the launch time to make things install quicker? 🙈

I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

With a loan you actually receive money at the srart.