meathorse

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I heard from a reliable source that "they" also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

It's quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They've all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh no... My stuff!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Body slammed from the top rope: "I'm ok..."

Smashed across the back with a steel chair: "I'm ok..."

Sprains ankle: "I'M DOWN!"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gotta cash out before the AI bubble bursts!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Can I assume by that comment that you're also a self-made millionaire?

No? Oh, why are you so lazy? After all, it just requires hard work. There are over a thousand self-made millionaires in my small town alone. The media call us a "statistical anomaly" but they just don't see how easy it is if you just put down your 9-5 and get to work.

/s

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely believe that hard work can get you there but it is very, very uncommon. I work bloody hard, have a good paying job, no debt and investments but will only have enough for an ok retirement.

Friends with their own business who are more driven, work even harder and longer than I do and are absolutely better off, but they'll never earn the level of money like this article suggests.

My issue is with the disingenuousness of the article. This sort of success requires a huge amount of work, a once in the lifetime (for most people) idea or market to kickstart and even then often still requires a bucket of 7-leaf clover levels of luck. But it's sold by the media as others have detailed "if you just work harder..."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

They don't connect the thought that if this really worked, the dealer would pull the same trick on the manufacturer to get free cars to sell onto the public...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Why aren't the Dems packaging this message accurately?

"Trump wants to stop you dipping your wick. Will ban condoms - practically eliminating your chance of getting laid"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Too little, too late!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Oh ffs! He's said he won't run again if he loses this one, can we stop egging the idiot on until someone manages to get some cuffs on the pos?

Remember, we're only in this position because Obama hurt his feelings by telling some jokes, making fun of old Donny. THANKS OBAMA! /s

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

"Thoughts and Prayers" - imagine all the free advertising!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm sure this fat greedy fuck would be edible if we slow roasted him, basted with a nice strong chili sauce

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