Part of me wants to fix the text, but honestly, it's SO BAD, IT'S GOOD!
medusa
Walk barefoot, toughen up your feet. I prefer having thumbs and hands to paws.
Abandoned? Definitely not. It's just not as "acceptable" these days. (Grew up with family member OB/GYN from the 1950s and was definitely the type to do that shit)
Doctors used to perform "pelvic exams" on unconscious women all the time without their knowledge or consent. Totally legit practice back in the day.
Not gay, but I'm definitely the wobbler to my counterpart's valet.
Obligatory favorite dinosaur go
Unicorn + asparagus: Asparicorn!
Majestic to the eye, offensive to the nose.
Mother: Goddess
Father: Manitaur - man-centaur
You: just some guy
That explains it! Thank you!
Why does Lawful Neutral look more like a bear from Tailspin?
Him and Dijon Sanders really stoked my hunger for sports
https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1822813176087605716