Q : I've been entirely preoccupied by a most frightening experience of my own. A couple of hours ago, I realized that my body was no longer functioning properly. I felt weak, I could no longer stand. The life was oozing out of me, I lost consciousness.
Picard : You fell asleep.
Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don't want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.
Sorry for your loss
Nobody knows
Guys have you seen this sharpshooter from Turkey?
"Mamaw, would God still love me if I wanted to fuck the couch?"
a proposal that has not yet been accepted by the Harris campaign.
Not confirmed by the Harris campaign or Fox News at this point. Why are we reporting Trump's garbage social media spew as factual?
I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by color of their upholstery but by the comfyness of their cushions.
Gandalf wasn't there
Most conservatives are the child in the red shirt telling the cops to stomp harder on the child in the purple shirt, because the guy in the blue shirt told them that's who stole their box.
Don't worry. She's one of the good ones.
It's a good ide-a