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[–] [email protected] 26 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

As long as the bottle was passed around, every man was feelin' gay

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

But you do. You do know Daddle.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm with you, but my landlord is not.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

And I'll do it in front of you too. Might circle the up time with the cursor if it warrants it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Aghaghagh what a good name for such a cutie pie, I've always thought Baihao would be another good one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's that in mantis shrimp?

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