Oh if you're trying to positive, you should really rephrase the first comment.

I sure wish my book was shorter

Being unable to secure a relationship is probably too specific, more just the loneliness epidemic in general. I guess it's less "being single" and more "utterly given up any hope of making romantic and/or intimate connections connections with another human being". One of those is a lot more suicide inducing than the other.

Yeah, that's absolutely something a toddler would do

People keep telling me I can't kill myself and that only makes me want to prove them wrong

If no one gets the joke in the first place then there was nothing to ruin

Look at that periscope tail, she's si happy to make a new friend!

It sounds to me like people on duty and people sleeping should not have any overlap hahaha

Life would be better if I wasn't experiencing it

No he literally had a stroke, had brain damage, and stopped being a progressive. I'm not talking figuratively here or being like "hurr durr non-progressives are brain damaged", the stroke figuratively turned him into a different person, he became significantly more conservative.

Which really is a shitty situation all around, it's really unfortunate.

Wow, figure it out, what helpful advice for OP. What do you think they're trying to do by posting asking for advice?

Lets say you sleep for 8 hours a night and work for 8 hours a day. You have 8 hours left. You spend 2:30 commuting. You have 5:30 left. Vs the cheaper place, you have 6:20 left. Almost 1/5th more time in your day. That alone would make me choose it.