And no allusions to the bible. How am I supposed to know I can trust them?
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!~~InsanePeopleFacebook~~ rock
[Borat voice: wife!] right now
I think that's either for fresh fruit or if it's near a door it's for holding your keys
Edit: nevermind. It's definitely a weird sink
I think that one is on Mars. That's what I read on my aunt's Facebook
Lmao so he's just swimming back across the river with the goat!
Someone should try animating these solutions. I'm picturing close-ups of the goat wondering why the man has lost his mind
And don't forget piss! The guy that discovered phosphorus did so while boiling urine in an attempt to turn it into gold
Human Centipede is a tour-de-force
I knew a guy who knew a guy who had a friend who was in Iraq around the same time and he said his friend spotted a camel spider running toward them on its hind legs. He unloaded on it with a SAW and blew off a few limbs but it still didn't die!
-a totally true story, I'm sure
This sounds like Reflexive Control. They're testing the waters to set the groundwork for him being locked up. He wants it to not shock his supporters back into sanity.
In other words, he thinks he might actually end up in prison.
...finally
Not to mention, OP didn't specify where they live. Who knows defamation law for the whole world?