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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Not to mention, OP didn't specify where they live. Who knows defamation law for the whole world?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

And no allusions to the bible. How am I supposed to know I can trust them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

!~~InsanePeopleFacebook~~ rock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

[Borat voice: wife!] right now

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think that's either for fresh fruit or if it's near a door it's for holding your keys

Edit: nevermind. It's definitely a weird sink

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think that one is on Mars. That's what I read on my aunt's Facebook

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Lmao so he's just swimming back across the river with the goat!

Someone should try animating these solutions. I'm picturing close-ups of the goat wondering why the man has lost his mind

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And don't forget piss! The guy that discovered phosphorus did so while boiling urine in an attempt to turn it into gold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Human Centipede is a tour-de-force

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I knew a guy who knew a guy who had a friend who was in Iraq around the same time and he said his friend spotted a camel spider running toward them on its hind legs. He unloaded on it with a SAW and blew off a few limbs but it still didn't die!

-a totally true story, I'm sure

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This sounds like Reflexive Control. They're testing the waters to set the groundwork for him being locked up. He wants it to not shock his supporters back into sanity.

In other words, he thinks he might actually end up in prison.

...finally

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