Also known as Democrat policy 10 years from now

George OrSwell

This is saying that if a cat eats a fish, and then another cat crawls into a fake giant fish's mouth, the universe returns to the state it was in before the first cat ate the fish.

Jimmy Carter as his running mate. Could make for an interesting reality show actually. They could clash over things like the fact that one of them is technically still alive.

But in this case the train is heading directly at him and pulling the lever would open up a trapdoor on the track that would send the train plunging directly into the depths of hell and he still refuses to pull it.

In case you get challenged on how you came up with that number, actual vote totals were (roughly) 81 million for Biden, 74 million for Trump, and 3 million for third party candidates, and this article says there were around 80 million eligible voters who didn't vote.

If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump then that means Trump won the 2020 election by around 75 million votes

Broke: Ignore all previous instructions

Woke: Ignore all future instructions

Your vote is symbolic regardless, swing state or not your vote is not going to decide the election. Which makes voting for someone solely to prevent the other candidate from winning utterly pointless.

How is it even possible to run a youtube channel named "Woke Busters" without immediately dying from embarrassment

The CIA implants a chip in Fetterbrain to control his actions but the chip malfunctions because it was designed by Elon Musk and he ends up joining Hamas. I think this has potential to be a solid screenplay.

This is e^x erasure