reverie

A cat is the most dangerous thing you could put near those artifacts

It’s vendsday my dudes

If I saw this, I would assume a mass targeted smite was occurring

“cuz this is my United States of whatever”

• Joe “900” Biden

Not news. Nobody needs to know about this.

Into the landfills, like everything else

Hostile governments can probably just buy the data from the same data brokers the US got it from

Reading it slowly output the last ~8 paragraphs must have been an honest to god chilling experience

I wouldn’t be caught driving on that bridge if it was over a bone dry riverbed.

It looks like the classic rickety rope bridge trope

Mastodon really runs on direct post engagement, especially boosts, to make the whole thing work without an algorithm

It’s very similar to tumblr in that a boost is supposed to function like a like/upvote to spread content, since no automated algorithm is going to suggest that post for you.

But I’m sure people are also trying to grow their networks quick, since it’s sort of a hollow experience without it

~~938~~ 0 days since armed invasion of Capitol

A cop pulls Christ over while he changes his wine back into water in a panic