rockhstrongo

Awww...She looks just like you!

I wish I had teeth

Any minute now...

Yeah. "They shouldn't be above the law." works better.

Just before the pandemic, I was at a restaurant. A couple was sitting next to me.

Woman: (Says something about Fiona)

Man: Who's Fiona?

Woman: (Shocked, disgusted face) You don't KNOW Fiona????

I bet she broke up with him on the spot.

Man, pop-up headlights are sexy

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

That, or you'd get crushed alive since the car wasn't designed to actually protect you...

https://youtu.be/C_r5UJrxcck

People like this drive me crazy.

Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like "Yeah...I need to cancel that..."

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."

Seems kind of a waste to me.