sphenoid

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"Let them eat cake"

-Jesus

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Goddammit. I'm not going to live to see old age, am I?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I'm on the third day of a soul crushing migraine. I don't even care about feeling normal anymore. Just getting to "Shitty" would be a huge improvement

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Well, good luck with that. It's going to be a bit tough since you all went back to kissing his ass after he attempted to violently overthrow the government

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I think Bol Bol is better than Hakeem Olajuwon, since he's taller. He's 2 inches better

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

And yet again, Meg White goes unsigned. Tragic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The quality of his incoherent ramblings are truly breathtaking.

I have no idea what the fuck he is talking about, and yet I believe in his message with all of my heart. I want him to take me in his muscley arms and squeeze me to death until my soul is fused with his forever

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This article was a lot more fun when I though PH stood for PornHub

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You joke now, but back in 2014, this thing was absolutely better than some consoles. Also, can your console heat an entire room? I didn't think so