sudoroot

Someone needs to smoke some weed asap, damn.

Every year at Christmas my grandparent in law asks me to fix her iPhone. Something with iCloud account. The answer is always the same: Apple store.

I need a Kwik Trip version of this

Jellyfish Jam ofc

Well now I'm concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article..

My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.

What an original hot take

I'd be dancing as if I were at a Jesse McCartney concert

Wait I am currently at a Jesse McCartney concert..

Big Jay? More like Big Gray

For some reason she didn't enjoy going downstairs, and I guess this was their ideal spot for it upstairs lol

Yup, right into the back of the closet. They removed the doors and tucked the machines in there.

Mom took the door off my room due to her not trusting me? Smoked a lot of weed but never ever in their sight or in the house. All I did was sit on my computer in my room. Absolutely horrible experience.

She ended up putting the washer and dryer in there with me too..