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[–] sudoroot 60 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

My exact thoughts. Penis worm? Time to look up how to actively avoid getting any penis worms.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Chill, they're called that because they kinda look like penises, they're not penis parasites. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapulida?wprov=sfla1

[–] sudoroot 19 points 4 weeks ago

Well now I'm concerned about the picture of my penis in the wiki article..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You're right. It's the Sounding Worm that is the penis parasite, not Penis Worm. Sounding Worms are aptly named because they get inside the urethra and live there, and can even cause orgasm when excited.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Must not look this up.. Must not look this up. Must not...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

If that's how their dicks looked like, they need to see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

They're easy to spot if you have them.

They'll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Don't dip your oar in Lake Katchakootie