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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

those never go away, you have to learn to cope with them. i'm chiefing on newports every time i dream and i haven't had a port in over 5 years or so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

I vape now and it's bad I hit it all day like a fiend.

it me lmao

i have a refillable rig currently on 1.5% nicotine strength and i still hit this shit like a crackhead all day. i need to quit too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

incredible. one for the ages.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

you're fucking kidding me what book?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

that's why i do it. i don't post anything but i take short videos a few times a day just talking about my thoughts and what's going on. i even try to get stylish sometimes like i would post them but i don't because for me that's not the point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

oh i know the comparison is accurate as i was a severe pillhead 15 years ago (couldn't tell the difference between it and oxy and i preferred straight morphine anyway)

i meant is this an actual fucking graphic existing somewhere in some doctors office in 'flyover country'? cuz if so it's legendary and needs to be preserved in the library of congress as an important cultural work

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

imagine eating a burger gets you high, now imagine eating a really big burger... you see where i'm going with this right?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (9 children)

chat is this real???

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (4 children)

nah i'm not sick of you at all

It’s my dream to be some sort of content creator

have you started posting content? could you use it as a diary?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

14 days later, he got a mate of his to start mooing into the phone, by the 20th, they were singing Old McDonald with a wide variety of animals from across the globe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nicely written. Expresses the same sense of loss I had as a kid when they put in a golf course over some wetlands my parents would take me to.

 

nice internet you got there, sure hope it's not like my ex and constantly goes down on you

 
 

i'm definitely LEAVE ME ALONE

 

everything is poison!

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https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250349866/reddeadshistory

edit: it's available thru my local library! waow-based

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