It 'unlocked' my stomach once; tore the fucker right open. They gave me morphine to take for the pain, which went well. Anyway, three years sober now.
tegs_terry
joined 1 year ago
Yellow suit looks dumb.
Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
Google™ presents: Hunger Games
Which countries?
What has the MTV done to you, boy?
She wasn't the first black senator.
How else are you gonna know how to feel about the information? You wouldn't watch a comedy without canned laughter, would you?
A Donald duck
Took Aragorn that long to get kinged
Black riders on spiders
None of that is correct.
Oh, and thanks for the '/s'. You know, otherwise I really would've thought you were giving it a compliment after a full paragraph of invective.