tektite

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I know I just put some food in here... Now I can't find it amongst all the babies!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I discovered this cookbook, I printed it out on regular printer paper and spent an hour or two hardcover binding it with a bookcloth spine and fancy foreign cover papers with gold foil and flocking. It looks so nice!

Then I immediately had to use it because I can manage professionally binding a shitty printout of the Sad Bastard Cookbook, but I cannot adequately feed myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This cookbook is great!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Evil Ass Educators Suppress Time Cube, and dumb ass students condone such evil. Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil, and students lack mentality to challenge it.


I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?

I'm not the person you're responding to and I don't care about twitter but

YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IT'S IN THE HORSE SECTION AT THE FARM STORE SO YES IT IS HORSE SHAMPOO! BUT THE SKELETONS WITH HAIR FOUND OUT THE HORSES' SECRETS AND NOW IT IS YOURS!

I'M SURE IT MAKES YOUR TAIL AND COAT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR MANE MFR! AROOOOOOO!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hugs from an internet stranger!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He's just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Man, I'm so nervous. I mean first and second grade were easy but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough!"

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