tomatoisaberry

Even Biblical writers were not that dumb. They said Joseph was all, Bullshit, but I still have the feels." So he was going to quietly break their engagement.

Then an angel appeared in his dreams and said, "It's true, bro, you can trust us."

Not saying it's a great story, but it's slightly more believable.

...with the rock.

You should totally ask a man about their salary. Loudly and in front of many people.

Did you mean to get the most unattractive to all parties view of it?

They do have a distinctive call.

About time.

Under on NY.

Over on Toronto.

Over on TB.

Way over on Baltimore.

I'm gonna say about equal on Boston, but I wish them poorly.

I dunno, he cares a lot about what fruit we eat.

That's not how a two party system works.

If it's anything like my feline, it is not appreciative.

Remember to don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Happy cake day.