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He can rotate on that thang

He doesn't have hands but he can do a sick kick flip

It's coming tothe end of the month so get in touch with a bunch of recruiters.They'll want to maximise their commission so they'll put you up for any interview

I've figured out. Lie on your resume about having Power BI experience. Lie on your resume about having this certification.

When you have an interview, go on StackExchange and read through questions to come up with interview answers.

Once you're in you'll have like 2 weeks where you aren't doing anything. Learn everything Power BI you can in that time. Microsoft has their own tutorials and my work's online learn portal has 14 hour courses on Power BI.

You should know how to use it then before you're thrown an actual problem. In reality, you'll probably just be running reports the person before you set up.

Oh, wow... Gangsta Sans... I didn't expect to see you here. Its a pleasure to meet you

Anything solid from brands like Yamaha, Sennheiser, or LG should be good.

I used to work for Yamaha and bought a mid range sound bar for my dad. We set it up through HDMI ARC and the only issue is sometimes the soundbar volume and TV volume get it of sync. Turning both down to 0 and back up fixes it.

If budget allows, go for a 3 channel soundbar, the middle speaker channel in a surround setup is dedicated to dialogue, so it might help with the modern problems of not being able to understand what people are saying in streaming shows these days. Otherwise I know the Yamaha speakers have a dialogue boost sound mode.

Ok, maybe let him win because this would be really funny

Learn Power BI and get a well paying job doing advanced spreadsheets

I knew there was a pun I could have used. You got me

Walsh faking tasks

I had a shitty period of work and I glossed over it by grouping all that time under an agency I worked for. Any time I talk about work experience from that era it was for a 'client' of the agency.

I also worked some interesting jobs through a recruitment company but they were all short term contracts. When the question of 'why did you leave?' Comes up I can say it was the end of the contract.

You might need to find people willing to lie to cover up the last two years though, or stretch out your last role on your resume to look like you finished last week.

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