wolo

Maybe browsers could be configured to automatically accept the first certificate they see for a given .internal domain, and then raise a warning if it ever changes, probably with a special banner to teach the user what an .internal name means the first time they see one

GIMP would be infinitely better if they just changed the name so we could talk about it around normal people without getting dirty looks

Building code violations (Minecraft)

Every sale to every individual buyer requires separate handwritten notice, each individually attached to a copy of the privacy policy and the data sold, notarized and sent by certified mail in triplicate, with postage paid by the sender. Make it cost so much that the entire industry becomes obsolete.

Sometimes when I get a call from an unfamiliar number with my area code (I don't live there anymore so it's always a scam spoofing a nearby number) I roleplay as a 911 operator and don't drop the act until they hang up, threaten them with penalties for wasting public resources and such. It's probably not strictly legal but they're calling me illegally too so i think it pretty much evens out :)

"We successfully competed against piracy and drove it to near-extinction, but now that we're enshittified we can't compete with piracy while continuing to make the obscene amounts of money that we want to make"

Discord uses a subset of Markdown for message formatting, so they'll be writing it regardless

Yeah, I swear his face is smaller than that IRL /s

Why did you photoshop the image to make his face bigger?

Google owns Widevine, they would be paying a fee to themselves

Nix only stores each version of a package once, environments work by setting environment variables and such to control which packages are visible

You don't need to abandon your distro's package manager to use Nix, so you can adopt it as much or as little as you like.